Fuck

perchu:

when you try to click an image on tumblr to see a bigger version but you get redirected to someones blog

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If I was a villain what kind of villain would I be?

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heteroh:

when your parents threaten to take your allowance away

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gnarly:

gnarly:

someone come lay in bed with me for 3 years

i was looking at this selfie and realized it looks like someone is murdering my genitals 

nicotinerampage:

telemiscommunication:

telemiscommunication:

Fairy World?

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Scary World

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You’re not that scary.

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Well, here’s a picture of your grandma’s feet! 

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It burns! 

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Fairy World?

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Hairy World.

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Dairy World?

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Hairy World.

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Oh, darn it!

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you know you’ve seen that show too many times when you read all that in their voices.

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imaginariumofmine:

empresstanja:

indicaxdreams:

So last night I was pretty high and thought lol ima draw a happy lil face in this banana cus why notimage

I CAME DOWNSTAIRS THIS MORNING AND NEARLY PEED MYSELFimage

imaginariumofmine What if this happened with you???? OMG! I think I just peed a little - LAUGHING!

Holy Shit fuck!!! That banana would have been the end of me!

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overfused:

people from school finding your blog 

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EVERYONE ON THIS WEBSITE IS EITHER REALLY PRETTY, REALLY FUNNY OR SUPER TALENTED

AND I AM NEITHER OF THE ABOVE HAhA

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warriorinthemaking:

lucas better keep his little mouth shut
ouyangdan:

leggywillow:

truezodiacfact:

Moth pit

My reaction to this gif went from stone-faced “this is dumb” to full-on snickering gleefully in about fifteen seconds.

you can’t just drop shit like this on my dash i hurt myself laughing

I wonder how many stranger’s stories we make it into? You know, maybe someone saw you in passing and told their friends about how pretty the girl in the lavender sweater was. Or maybe they overheard you say a joke and repeated it to their friend, confessing that they heard it from some guy at the store. 

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maliciousmelons:

when you are in a hurry and someone wont let the conversation end

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